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Wife saw Sign Board
Nylon saree Rs.8
Cotton saree Rs.5
Banarasi saree Rs.10
Wife: Give me Rs.500. I'll buy 50 sarees.
Husband: andhi dhobi ki dukan hai.
Pehly Pakistan ki Abadi khatarnaak Hud se tajawaz kar chuki thi
Lekin ab KHUDKUSH DHAMAKON ki waja se kafi control me hai
Farq to parta hai
GEO MUSHARAF!
General Presidents of Pakistan
Sikander Mirza died at the age @65
Ayub died @65
Yahya died @65
Zia died @65
Musharaf is gona b 65 in
2008
Hope 4 da best ;)
ALLAH kary ApKi Khushiyan har din Petrol K Rates Ki Trah Barhti Rahein,
Aur,
Ghammon Ki Supply WAPDA Ki Bijlee ki Tarh Bund Rahay!
Ameen.
5 things u hate ur parents asking:
->Y r u late?
->Y do u need so much money?
->Y duz she/he calz u so often?
->Y such low marks?
->Y can't u be like Shahid?;)
Himesh Reshamiya ka kutta ghar se bhag gya dosre kutton ne pocha"Yar tu q bhaga?Us ne kaha:Raat ko ganay ki practice wo krta hai,subha log mjhe marte hain.
Teacher to 20 years old student: kaka tennu pata aey, es umer vich quid-e-azam matric kr chuky si,
student:sir towadi umer vich Bhutto phansi charr gia si B-)
A man kills a DEER n cooks it & doesnt tell kids what it is.He gives a Clue"its something what your Mom calls me!"Son screams:"Dont eat it...KUTTA hai!